Image me rollin’, coated in zombie guts — on this 2003 Worldwide Bluebird faculty bus.
Amongst all of the myriad preppers on the market, “Gordo From Earth” might need hit the nail most squarely on the top.
Not with a bunker full of MREs, or a backpack with a particular machete holster — however with a skoolie!
How else are you gonna pace away from the pursuing zombie hordes, run over the oncoming ones, and accomplish that within the consolation of your individual mosquito-netted patio/pillbox?
OK, Gordo’s rig is much more sensible than that — although the instrument panel appears to be like just like the cockpit of Darth Vader’s TIE Fighter.
However once more, I digress! In fact, Gordo’s skoolie is sensible, from the blackout-proof electronics to the multiuse rear deck fitted with a crane. Simply do your self a favor and let him clarify it.
Runtime: 22 minutes